In a world where hops have overtaken the Earth and humans across the planet have been forced to drink candy-based beer by their Craft Beer overlords…one man… err… Monster has set out to save the universe. From the distant planet of Germania-II, the brave Thirst Monster has been traveling the universe in search of epic thirsts to quench. His weapon of choice? The Kölsch – a crisp, refreshing, and easy-drinking German-style ale. Light on its feet with subtley sweet crackery malts and a light sprinkling of herbal and spicy hops – it’s a beer that can take on even the mightiest of thirsts. Will Thirst Monster and his Kölsch arrive in time to save Earth from its own demise? Or will Craft Beer enslave the human race with hops and marshmallows? ABV: 5%
Thirst Monster artwork is brought to you by Marq Spusta, a long-time partner with Screens ‘n’ Suds. Screens ‘n’ Suds is a non-profit organization that raises money for the Multiple Sclerosis Society and other charities. They have donated over $310,000 to charities since 2009 through events, print series, and auctions. We teamed up with the amazing artist and illustrator, Marq Spusta, to bring you our favorite little monster, Morris, with a Little German Series twist. Morris has been framed behind our Tap Room bar for many years and is ready to step out in a lead role as the Thirst Monster. In honor of Screens ‘n’ Suds and Marq, we will donate a portion of Thirst Monster proceeds to the National Multiple Sclerosis Society.
Thirst Monster Kölsch will be available in Maryland, D.C., and at the brewery starting this week. Pre-Order for Dockside Pick Up and UNION Express Delivery tomorrow.
